Nightmares for days.
Last week Republican presidential candidate/possible Zodiac Killer Ted Cruz announced Carly Fiorina as his running mate at an Indianapolis rally and WAIT A SECOND WHAT JUST HAPPENED WITH THEIR HANDS:
That attempted hand-holding between the two…it’s just not natural! Let’s take a closer look at the tape, shall we?
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Oh my god MY EYES! Look away, LOOK AWAY!