Wait, iPhone 5s? Is dat you?
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Apple’s newest device is, at its essence, an iPhone 5s updated with the 6s’s most important features. It’s available for preorder now and ships in stores on Thursday, March 31.
This week, I used the crap out of the new iPhone SE, which Apple lent me for the purposes of review.
Apple refused to tell me, so I asked my colleagues to speculate.
It’s certainly not iPhone Small Edition. I’m going to go with iPhone Sick Edges. OK, let’s begin.