Hang this tweet in the Louvre.
Everyone knows Martha Stewart is a domestic goddess, but a lesser-known fact about the Queen of the Kitchen is she’s *ACTUALLY* the baddest bitch of them all.
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Like, remember the time she roasted Justin Bieber on national TV *AND* proposed a three-way with the pop star/serial urinator in the process? Good times!
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Anyway, Martha is currently in Cannes and spent some time on the Daily Mail‘s MailOnline yacht (I can’t believe I just typed that sentence) having the time of her life.
*ALSO* on the yacht was Kardashian hanger-on/frequent name-searcher Jonathan Cheban.