What. A. Sentence.
And I guess when you’re hanging out at your dad’s palace, there are swords just laying around? Well, according to The Sun, Beatrice tried to ~knight~ James Blunt with a “ceremonial blade”.
Just like that scene in Princess Diaries.
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But poor old Ed was standing right behind them, and copped the sword right to his face.
He apparently had to be taken to hospital to receive stitches.
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I guess it’s too bad that the blade wasn’t a little more… blunt.
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