There are so many unanswered questions.
Did we wear those stripy armwarmer things because we were cold from wearing vests all the time?
Or were they for fashion reasons?
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Why did we wear ballet pumps on rainy days?
I mean they were basically the only girls’ shoe available in the ’00s except trainers and stripper heels, but still. We definitely should’ve got into brogues sooner.
What was the precise date in the ’00s when the very last girl wore a tie over a T-shirt for fashion reasons? And who was that girl?
There’s a first time for everything and there’s a last time for everything.
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Did we pluck our eyebrows to look like sperms on purpose, or was it an accident?
They were so beautifully spermy.